Idle hands are the devil’s handiwork.. Nyay, that doesn’t sound good, so to kill the boredom I felt a few hours ago I logged in to my Yahoo Messenger account and joined “Mindanao Chatroom”. Ironically, instead of meeting chatters from Mindanao, Philippines, I met chatters from India, UK, and USA. There was this one chatter from India who said he was a psychology student. He started to ask questions related sex.. sigh! Most male chatters do.. So anyway, the conversation went this way:
He said: Do you enjoy sex?I said: (jokingly or was it.. hahhaah.. figure it yourselves) “Yes”
He said: With whom?
I said: With my boyfriend.
He said: Do you do it weekly.. mam.
I said: No.. depending on our mood. How about you?
He said: Yes very much with my aunt..
--- I cried out silently “Incest!” But I was still nice as pie..
I said: What?
He said: Yes, she would call me if she wants to.
--- I needed to get the heck out of this nonsense conversation..
I said: Okay. I have to go. Nice chatting with you.
He said: last question, mam
I said: yes.
He said: why ladies wear bra can’t understand, mam..
--- I laughed... What a silly question!
I said: (Simply I said) hahaha.. bra support our breasts. Otherwise gravity will take its toll on our breasts and they get saggy.. hahahaha..
He said: Its so soft ..mam..
I never replied then..
What a conversation we had! It did kill my boredom at the same made me laugh..hahaha!
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